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Broadway Show Tickets in NYC

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway… and George Benson got that right. There’s nothing better than getting ready to go to your favorite Broadway Show on a magical evening in New York City. The lights and innovative use of the stage, exciting plot twists & turns, and incredible vocal, athletic, & orchestrated symphonies combined are sure to be painted upon the canvas of your soul forever. Whatever your dramatic pleasure, you’ll find the best only at http://www.nytours.us!

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The “Roaring” success of The Lion King on Broadway has led to stampedes of people rushing to reserve their seats to witness the amazing puppetry, costumes and magic of the music. A Tony Award winner for Best Musical, The Lion King brings you “a pulsing spectacle driven by primal African rhythms, unforgettable tunes (including Elton John and Tim Rice’s Oscar-winning “Can You Feel the Love Tonight”) and a jaw-dropping display of exotic African wildlife brought to life onstage.” Don’t miss Broadway’s Sixth Longest-Running Show.

Discover the power of the Music of the Night at a chilling and romantic performance of the famous Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. Andrew Lloyd Webber’s masterpeice will seduce you with this enchanting story of love, darkness, music, and despair. Set at the Paris Opera House, a beautiful soprano becomes the obsession of a mysterious, disfigured musical genius. Why see it, you ask? It is the perfect mix of romance and suspense with timeless ballads that you will love “Past the Point of No Return.”

For all you Harry Potter fans out there, check out How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying. This Broadway hit stars Daniel Radcliffe as a young man ambitious to ditch window washing to climb the corporate ladder – as fast and easily as possible. Time to trade in the old spellbook for a real guide to WINNING! But will he succeed in business (without really trying)? See for yourself on Broadway. Brilliant.

We offer a complete selection of Broadway Show Tickets. For even more incredibly popular shows such as Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, Mama Mia!, RENT, Jersey Boys, Chicago, Ghost the Musical, and more visit us at NYTours.us. Book your show tickets online and save or call us toll-free at 888-880-9108 for assistance with reservations and group bookings.

My Patronus is a Wookiee

Wednesday, August 17th, 2011

A few minutes ago, in an office not too far from you………………………..

Darth Lauren: You are no match for me, Kris. I am a Sith Lord!

Jedi Kris: Your overconfidence is your weakness.

Darth Lauren: *scowls extra hard* Your faith in your friends and the “power” of LOVE is yours! Leave your pathetic Rebel Alliance. Join me, and I will show you more power than a Jedi could ever dream of.

Jedi Kris: Your faith in your power is mistaken. Soon I shall be a Jedi Master, and you will be lost and forgotten with the Sith when balance is returned to The Force. I know there is still some good left in you. It is not too late, Lauren.

Darth Lauren: For a pumpkin spice latte? I don’t know, Starbucks closes soon. And no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is YOU who are mistaken… about a great… many… things.


[epic battle ensues]

Jedis & Siths wear Aviators these days, in case you didn’t know.

*Both fight valiantly, using The Force and Lightsabers. Jedi Kris proves to be more powerful than Darth Lauren had expected… Before the duel has a fateful end, Darth Lauren makes a narrow escape on a nearby Geonosian speeder in a huff for a lunch break.*

After enjoying a bit of Kamino Sushi with her nifty new Star Wars Lightsaber Chopsticks…

Darth Lauren mused to herself, “This turn of events is… unfortunate. I must accelerate my plans!”

*Darth Lauren calls the Emperor via iPhone with an Imperial Death March ringtone.
The Emperor answers*

Darth Lauren: My Emperor…

The Emperor: How many times do I have to tell you, Lauren? It’s just Ryan.

Darth Lauren: Yes… Master.

The Emperor: *sigh* No need to inform me of recent events. I’m very busy. Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.

Darth Lauren: I understand, my Lord. I am sending my apprentice Count Darkhart into the Coruscant System (Ticketing Department) to seek out the Jedi Temple to end this… amusing… rebellion. I shall continue operational developments for a more powerful Death Star for you. Everything will go according to plan, Master.

The Emperor: Why don’t you leave my employees alone and get back to work? Oh, and great job to both you and Kris with the blogs. Keep up the good work! *click*

Darth Lauren: Um… okay. Hello? Hello? Sigh…

*Darth Lauren storms off and meets up with her Apprentice, the powerful young Count Darkhart.*

Darth Lauren: You have been well trained, my young apprentice. Do not fail me. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am. You know what to do. The pitiful little band of Rebels will be no match for you.

Count Darkhart: At last I will reveal my true talents to the Jedi. I will find them quickly, Master. Count on revenge.

*Count Darkhart bows solemnly, and departs*

…And now, our story falls into your hands, noble reader. YOU now have the power to control where the epic story takes us next!

You choose to:

a) Follow Count Darkhart into Coruscant
b) Venture into the Death Star with Darth Lauren
c) Join Jedi Kris and meet the Rebel Alliance
d) Learn the secret identity of Jedi Kris’ Apprentice
e) Discover what the perfect toppings are for a Galactic Empire Pizza.
f) Meet a dashing Freight Pilot from the Spaceport Cantina
g) bunnies!!!
h) My Patronus is a Wookie


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